Aliens in El Dorado

It often appears that Fort's cosmic trickster is very real, and this seems like a perfect example of one of his pranks.  What else are we to make of this recent report of an alien running amok in Santa Cruz, Bolivia?  Residents reportedly witnessed a UFO flash across the sky, prior to watching one of the craft's occupants exit the vehicle and proceed to make its way through a local neighborhood while "climbing through trees."  Frankly, I'm not sure what to make of it, other than to say that the people interviewed seem sincere, and I've heard of stranger things happening.  Unfortunately, this sighting may never be proven one way or another, and I imagine it will be added to the ever-growing annals of unsolved UFO lore.  It appears as though the joke is on the residents of El Dorado, if they thought they would get any comforting answers here.  Cosmic trickster, indeed.

Yours in Impossibility,


Tobias Wayland