Creepy Clowns Continue to Concern Carolina Cops
A flurry of creepy clown encounters in North Carolina have residents wondering when the circus is finally going to leave town. A woman in Forsyth County reported that a clown wielding a machete tried to lure her into the woods at approximately 11pm Monday night. The next morning in High Point a student reported seeing a man dressed as a clown on High Point Greenway near Andrews High School. Finally, late Tuesday morning a local Greensboro man chased a clown into the woods citing his "fatherly instinct" as motivation. The Greensboro police department has said that while it is lawful to dress as a clown, they would like to discourage anyone who might be thinking of copying these incidents; so far, no suspects have been apprehended.
What are we to make of this? Are the Carolinas plagued by horrific harlequins hell-bent on harm, or is this merely a panic perpetrated by misguided pranksters?
Yours in Impossibility,