Astute Apes Preclude Pitiless Poachers' Plot
Juvenile gorillas have been observed for the first time dismantling snares set by poachers. The interesting display of ingenuity is a testament to our primate relative's intelligence, and in my view, a wonderful development in the war against these dreadful, illegal hunters. People often conceive of chimpanzees as the only other primate on the planet that uses tools, but thanks to these very astute young apes, they'll have to reassess their paradigm.
Yours in Impossibility,